Thank your doctor, they have to see this every day

These are direct quotes from various medical intake forms. They are from multiple practices in multiple locations. Patient identities have not been compromised.
Submissions are always welcome.
...has trouble comunicating...
...able to exspress himself...
...[medical condition] uteris, pregancy was difacalt...
...whent home from hospital...
...was with dad and Father has not giving me any of paper work...
Question: Please describe any problems with the pregnancy or delivery.
Answer: None. Anemia.
Yes
No
Induced three weeks early
Normal
?
39 weeks and 5 days
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2 weeks over do
385
Full term
Question: Has the child every witnessed domestic violence or been otherwise abused? If yes, please explain.
Answer: domestik violence
Question: Gestational age at delivery?
Answer: 385

Relationship to patient: uncle (dad)

Question: Please list medications used for more than two weeks
Answer: Yes
Question: Birth weight? _____ lbs _____ oz
Answer: 5 lbs 16 ounces

I think he needs to see a neurologist.

Written on a pediatrician’s office intake

…get very happy & overwelm when around family…