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These are direct quotes from various medical intake forms. They are from multiple practices in multiple locations. Patient identities have not been compromised.
Submissions are always welcome.

Found on one intake form

...has trouble comunicating...

...able to exspress himself...

...[medical condition] uteris, pregancy was difacalt...

...whent home from hospital...

...was with dad and Father has not giving me any of paper work...

Question:

Please describe any problems with the pregnancy or delivery.

Answer:

None. Anemia.

Answers I have gotten in the tiny slot provided to the question "gestational age at delivery?"

Yes

No

Induced three weeks early

Normal

?

39 weeks and 5 days

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2 weeks over do

385

Full term

Question:

Has the child every witnessed domestic violence or been otherwise abused? If yes, please explain.

Answer:

domestik violence

Question:

Gestational age at delivery?

Answer:

385

“Relationship to patient: uncle (dad)”

Question:

Please list medications used for more than two weeks

Answer:

Yes

Question:

Birth weight? _____ lbs _____ oz

Answer:

5 lbs 16 ounces

“I think he needs to see a neurologist.”

—   Written on a pediatrician’s office intake

“…get very happy & overwelm when around family…”