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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>These are direct quotes from various medical intake forms. They are from multiple practices in multiple locations. Patient identities have not been compromised.
Submissions are always welcome.</description><title>Thank your doctor, they have to see this every day</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @medchartsfromhell)</generator><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Found on one intake form</title><description>...has trouble comunicating...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
...able to exspress himself...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
...[medical condition] uteris, pregancy was difacalt...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
...whent home from hospital...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
...was with dad and Father has not giving me any of paper work...</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/26032915425</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/26032915425</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 19:40:45 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category></item><item><title>Question: Please describe any problems with the pregnancy or delivery.&#13;</title><description>Question: Please describe any problems with the pregnancy or delivery.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: None. Anemia.</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/25662805349</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/25662805349</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 15:30:56 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category><category>not helpful</category></item><item><title>Answers I have gotten in the tiny slot provided to the question "gestational age at delivery?"</title><description>Yes&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
No&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
✔ &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Induced three weeks early&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Normal&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
39 weeks and 5 days&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[blank]&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
2 weeks over do&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
385&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Full term</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/25596623061</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/25596623061</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:48:13 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category><category>how is this not a simple question?</category></item><item><title>Question: Has the child every witnessed domestic violence or been otherwise abused? If yes, please explain.&#13;</title><description>Question: Has the child every witnessed domestic violence or been otherwise abused? If yes, please explain.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: domestik violence</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24700153059</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24700153059</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:02:43 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>why i hate people</category></item><item><title>Question: Gestational age at delivery?&#13;</title><description>Question: Gestational age at delivery?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: 385</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24699275651</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24699275651</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 16:48:39 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"Relationship to patient: uncle (dad)"</title><description>“Relationship to patient: uncle (dad)”</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24643468911</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/24643468911</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:05:03 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Question: Please list medications used for more than two weeks&#13;</title><description>Question: Please list medications used for more than two weeks&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: Yes</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23743101469</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23743101469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:19:44 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>lol</category><category>WTF</category></item><item><title>Question: Birth weight? _____ lbs _____ oz&#13;</title><description>Question: Birth weight? _____ lbs _____ oz&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: 5 lbs 16 ounces</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23743025629</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23743025629</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 14:18:02 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"I think he needs to see a neurologist."</title><description>“I think he needs to see a neurologist.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Written on a pediatrician’s office intake&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23565663037</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23565663037</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:47:14 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category></item><item><title>"…get very happy &amp; overwelm when around family…"</title><description>“…get very happy &amp; overwelm when around family…”</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23564985701</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23564985701</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:37:16 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"I might think he has a learning disability."</title><description>“I might think he has a learning disability.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Reason for seeing the physician.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23493003264</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23493003264</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:35:17 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Question: Birth weight ______ lbs ________ oz&#13;</title><description>Question: Birth weight ______ lbs ________ oz&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: Birth weight _normal _lbs ________ oz</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23052061156</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23052061156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:48:41 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Question: Is there any other information regarding the child that could help?&#13;</title><description>Question: Is there any other information regarding the child that could help?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: Yes school paper.</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23050083960</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23050083960</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:13:52 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>lol</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>Question: Has your child been evaluated before? Y/N&#13;</title><description>Question: Has your child been evaluated before? Y/N&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: [both circled]</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23050027332</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/23050027332</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:12:47 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category><category>not helpful</category></item><item><title>"Cord 2 short…without oxygen 4 6 min."</title><description>“Cord 2 short…without oxygen 4 6 min.”</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22867177282</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22867177282</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 19:38:24 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>WTF</category><category>lol</category><category>seriously woman numbers are not acceptiable substitutes for words</category></item><item><title>Question: Relationship to patient?&#13;</title><description>Question: Relationship to patient?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: Papa&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer (same question, later in paperwork): Mom, Nana's side family</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22614851204</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22614851204</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 19:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category><category>that is not as helpful an answer as you may think</category></item><item><title>Question: Problems with vision or hearing?&#13;</title><description>Question: Problems with vision or hearing?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Answer: Just farsided</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22614759583</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22614759583</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 19:11:05 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>"Need to explaine!"</title><description>“Need to explaine!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Written as the answer to “list problems with your child’s spelling”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22612811458</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22612811458</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 18:44:43 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>wtf</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>The patient wrote this as the answer to how an individual with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cwfpJvgt1rt4ph8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The patient wrote this as the answer to how an individual with another condition was related to them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Am I the only one who had to read that twice?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22203199731</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22203199731</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 14:23:48 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Gestational age at delivery: ✔ &#13;</title><description>Gestational age at delivery: ✔ &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Problems with the pregnancy or delivery?: I smoked during pregnancy</description><link>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22201610979</link><guid>http://medchartsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/22201610979</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 13:50:50 -0400</pubDate><category>medical</category><category>intake forms</category><category>why I hate people</category></item></channel></rss>
